As soon as I found out that their are zero people on the Heard and McDonald Islands, I had to go.

At least I went down an internet wormhole and learned where these islands are located. It's far man! Way down yonder by Australia. Too far for my travel budget that has been decimated by the tariff tantrum. If nothing else, you can wear a Heard and McDonald Island T-shirt to commemorate the time when world lost their shit, collectively. What a wild time to be alive.