Filling a tank with pellets, setting the temperature to 275º and walking away from your "grill" for eight hours is not smoking a brisket.

Can I get a Hell Yea?

Grilling and smoking meat requires creating a fire with wood and charcoal, tending your pit, delicately balancing the heat, carefully tenderizing your meal, and preferably drinking cold beer. Only after you have slaved over your fire like a caveman do you get to enjoy the fruits of your labor, which are never guaranteed no matter how well you balance the tending and drinking. Snag this Tshirt and let the world know that pellets ain't grilling.

Is it a coincidence that "Traeger" and "Cheater" have the same number of letters? I think not!

• This is a 100% Classic Fitting Cotton Tshirt
• Great for Dads
• Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Boxy fit
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8″ (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

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